Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Warning: Do Not Open Unless You're Over 40!


Okay, now remember, I said this email is for people

Over

40

ONLY.

If you're younger than 40, and you get offended by anything I
say, tough tutus, you weren't invited to this party anyway! ;-)

Now then...

I want to tell you what happened to me the other day...

I bought an exercise dvd because I'm tired of being tired. I want
to get into shape, I want to fit into my clothes, and I want
energy - LOTS of it!

So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here was this
barely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinning
menacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take a
bite out it. Or me.

"Don't worry," she says. "We're going to start out sloooowwww."

Grin grin grin.

Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine,
I collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated and
ANNOYED.

Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for awhile if
something she did made SENSE.

But just when I was able to copy one of her moves, she was on to
the next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit.

"Okay," she grins, "Put your right arm up and step with your left
foot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg while
bending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor and
snap back up and whirl your arms while moving your legs out and
in and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up and
bend and touch your head to your butt and..."

Holy @#$%&^*!

Who exercises like this???

Not me.

I'm over 40.

I want to get in shape.

I want to feel good, look good, and have lots of energy.

I don't need a barely 20's chicklet telling me, someone twice her
age, how to get in shape.

Because frankly, she doesn't have a clue.

What she teaches might be fine for people her age.

But I want to learn from someone MY age or older who is in the
best shape of their lives.

Now THAT'S someone who can teach me how to be fit and feel
great...

...and I know you probably feel the same way.

So I went online and started searching...

...and I think I've hit the mother lode.

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Read on...

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Check out the 'before' and 'after' photos on that webpage.

Wow.

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Yikes!

Thank goodness I don't need to lose anywhere near that much.

What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?

Because I think THIS is the place to do it.

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-pudgy,
-fat,
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These are the people who can teach us.

And you know what?

Looking at their "before" photos, I know one thing...

...if they can do it...

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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Chocolate and Cocoa Recipes



INDEX TO RECIPES
MISS PARLOA'S:
Plain Chocolate (For Drinking) Chocolate, Vienna Style Breakfast Cocoa Chocolate Layer Cake Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Marble Cake Chocolate Glacé Cake Chocolate Glacé Chocolate Biscuit Chocolate Wafers Cinderella Cakes Chocolate Éclairs Chocolate Cookies Chocolate Gingerbread Vanilla Icing Chocolate Icing Chocolate Profiteroles Chocolate Ice-cream Chocolate Cream Pies Chocolate Mousse Chocolate Charlotte Chocolate Bavarian Cream Chocolate Cream Chocolate Blanc-mange Chocolate Cream Renversee Baked Chocolate Custard Chocolate Soufflé Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Meringue Pudding Milton Pudding
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Chocolate and Cocoa RecipesSnow Pudding Chocolate Sauce Chocolate Candy Cream Chocolate Caramels Sugar Chocolate Caramels Chocolate Creams, No. 1 Chocolate Creams No. 2 Chocolate Cones
Genesee Bonbons Chocolate Syrup Refreshing Drinks for Summer
MISS BURR'S:
Cracked Cocoa For Three Gallons Breakfast Cocoa Vanilla Chocolate with Whipped Cream Chocolate Cream Pie Chocolate Filling Meringue Cocoa Sticks Cocoa Frosting Cocoa Sauce Cocoa Cake Cocoa Meringue Pudding Chocolate Almonds Hot Chocolate Sauce Cocoa Sponge Cake Chocolate Frosting Chocolate Cake; or, Devil's Food Chocolate Ice-cream Chocolate Whip Cocoa Marble Cake Chocolate Marble Cake Chocolate Jelly Cottage Pudding Vanilla Sauce Cocoanut Soufflé Chocolate Sauce Cocoa Biscuit Cocoa Fudge
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Chocolate and Cocoa Recipes
MISS ROBINSON'S:
Plain Chocolate 1 quart Cocoa Sponge Cake Cocoa Marble Cake Cocoa Doughnuts Cocoa Buns
MRS. RORER'S:
Chocolate Cake
MRS. LINCOLN'S:
Chocolate Caramels
MISS FARMER'S:
Chocolate Nougat Cake Chocolate Cream Candy
MRS. ARMSTRONG'S:
Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Charlotte Chocolate Jelly with Crystallized Green Gages
MRS. BEDFORD'S:
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Chocolate and Cocoa Recipes
Chocolate Crullers Hot Cocoa Sauce for Ice-cream Chocolate Macaroons
MRS. EWING'S:
Creamy Cocoa Creamy Chocolate
MRS. HILL'S:
Cocoa Frappé Chocolate Puffs
MRS. SALZBACHER'S:
Chocolate Hearts
Cocoa Charlotte Chocolate Fudge with Fruit Chocolate Macaroons
Petits Four Potato Cake Spanish Chocolate Cake
MRS. HILL'S CANDY RECIPES:
Peppermints, Chocolate Mints, etc. Chocolate Caramel Walnuts "Dot" Chocolate Coatings Chocolate Dipped Peppermints Ginger, Cherry, Apricot and Nut Chocolates Chocolate Peanut Clusters
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Chocolate and Cocoa Recipes
Chocolate Coated Almonds Chocolate Dipped Parisian Sweets Stuffed Dates, Chocolate Dipped Chocolate Oysterettes Turkish Paste with French Fruit Chocolate Pecan Pralines Vassar Fudge Smith College Fudge Wellesley Marshmallow Fudge Double Fudge Marbled Fudge Fudge Hearts or Rounds Marshmallow Fudge Chocolate Dipped Fruit Fudge Chocolate Cocoanut Cakes Baker's Chocolate "Divinity" Chocolate Nougatines Plain Chocolate Caramels Chocolate Nut Caramels Ribbon Caramels Fondant Almond Chocolate Creams Cherry Chocolate Creams Chocolate Peppermints Fig and Nut Chocolates Chocolate Marshmallows Maple Fondant Acorns Chocolate Almond Bars Almond Fondant Sticks Almond Fondant Balls Walnut Cream Chocolates To Mold Candy for Dipping Chocolate Butter Creams Fondant for Soft Chocolate Creams Rose Chocolate Creams Pistachio Chocolate Creams Surprise Chocolate Creams Chocolate Peanut Brittle Chocolate Pop Corn Balls Chocolate Molasses Kisses

Cocoa and Chocolate
The term "Cocoa," a corruption of "Cacao," is almost universally used in English- speaking countries to designate the seeds of the small tropical tree known to botanists as THEOBROMA CACAO, from which a great variety of preparations
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Chocolate and Cocoa Recipesunder the name of cocoa and chocolate for eating and drinking are made. The name "Chocolatl" is nearly the same in most European languages, and is taken from the Mexican name of the drink, "Chocolate" or "Cacahuatl." The Spaniards found chocolate in common use among the Mexicans at the time of the invasion under Cortez in 1519, and it was introduced into Spain immediately after. The Mexicans not only used chocolate as a staple article of food, but they used the seeds of the cacao tree as a medium of exchange.




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